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Venus of Urbino
Nov 1st
Hot Chicks With No Eyebrows
Nov 1st

Eck.

Go from this: To this!: Yeah, seems totally likely.
Oct 31st
Preemie Baby Kept Alive in Bubblewrap
Oct 31st

Black Cherry?

So I colored my hair again yesterday, wanting to go back to a redhead, so I picked up a color called...
Oct 30th

Thanks NY State!

deleteyourself: I sent in my change of address for voting in early September and the state still...
Oct 30th

Not a good way to wake up.

I woke up this morning in a really weird mood. Not happy or mad or sad or anything, just weird....
Oct 30th

Okay, so the shit dun did get scured...

There were two guys in a red car that stopped by my house (which is in the middle of nowhere,...
Oct 30th
Warch Watch
Reason #1239344945 to love Within Temptation: Their lead singer, Sharon den Adel, still rocks your...
Oct 29th
Yeowch!
Oct 29th
Wow, I save so much money!
Oct 29th
Are those the only choices?
Oct 28th
I Vant to Suck Your Broccoli: 23 Unusual...
Oct 28th

Weird.

I had the weirdest dream about Michael Phelps the other night. We were in some sort of a...
Oct 28th

Gatsby

There’s a house with a green light on the end of my street. I stare at it every night when...
Oct 28th
stumblepeach: Yup, that’s the way to appeal to the youth and...
Oct 26th
Floquet de Neu, also known as the cutest (only) freaking...
Oct 25th
Whoever made this has a special place in Heaven.
Oct 24th
Oct 24th
Epic tramp stamp.
Oct 24th
“If Michael Moore were to shave we would find Rosie...”
— Urbandictionary.com, who...
Oct 24th
Spiders
Oct 24th
I’m officially in love with Stereotypist’s comics. http://stereotypist.livejournal.com
Oct 24th
I could easily replace this with Trinity.
Oct 23rd
WANT. I added it to my Amazon.com wishlist, so…yeah....
Oct 21st
OMG IT’S A WALRUS DOING A SITUP.
Oct 20th
Yummy. via Failblog.org
Oct 20th
lolzilla.
Oct 18th
OMG that’s so wrong. <LINK>
Oct 18th
National Federation of the Blind Condemns...
Oct 18th

New pet peeve.

People who sign their blog posts like a diary entry. So, it’d be like… I REALLEH LAHK...
Oct 18th

I love my DJ.

Driver: Hey, you're on Beatdowns, what's up?
Dude: Yeah, I have a question. If you have sex with a prostitute and you don't orgasm, is that prostitution or gambling?
Driver: Yes.
Dude: ... Okay.
Oct 16th

Meh.

I feel like crap today. I have a 99.9 degree fever, which is bullshit. And I can’t miss any...
Oct 15th
Listen Listen
Krypteria is an awesome band from Germany, fronted by the beautiful (and completely badass) Ji-In...
Oct 15th
Warch Watch
Yup, that’s fair, dude. Let’s tax a hard-working plumber because dipshits who’ve...
Oct 13th
Wait, that's not Sarah Palin...
Oct 13th
Daily Om Nom Nom Nom
Oct 13th
I’m not quite sure how Trinity and I made an Indian...
Oct 9th
“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was...”
— ENQUIRER WORLD EXCLUSIVE:...
Oct 8th
The world’s prettiest ice cube floating off of the...
Oct 8th
stumblepeach: I need coffee
Oct 6th
So, I happened to look up Phantom on Wikipedia, simply...
Oct 6th
Great news! Note: That was sarcasm. There’s going to...
Oct 6th
When I get really bored I start to make random art....
Oct 5th
Joe Biden Indicted on Fraud Charges
Oct 5th
Emperor Palpatine, to Vader on the destruction of the first...
Oct 4th

Excellent dialogue.

Jillian: [vomits]
Stewie Griffin: Good Lord, Brian, what was that?
Brian Griffin: Oh, that was just Jillian. She's got this eating disorder, she's bulimic.
Stewie Griffin: Woah, really?
Brian Griffin: Yeah, her hair's falling out, and yesterday she just lost a tooth.
Stewie Griffin: Really?
Brian Griffin: Yeah, but that purging just makes her look fabulous.
Brian Griffin: I mean, that's what the supermodels do, and let me tell you, some of them just look so good.
Jillian: [vomits again, but this time more violently]
Brian Griffin: Karen Carpenter overdid it, but I think Jillian's found a good balance.
Oct 4th

Note to self

Singing opera gets rid of hiccups.
Oct 3rd

Well...

I better be hittin’ the old dusty trail… I have work at my (awesome) new job tomorrow....
Oct 2nd
“Well, uh, this front is called an Omega Front, because, um,...”
— My local weatherman is...
Oct 2nd
My new (random) favorite place.
Oct 2nd
Warch Watch
ECK! KUATO!
Oct 2nd

Cool.

I have a new goal in life: Grow a beneign teratoma and name it Kuato.
Oct 1st
Total accident- I chewed my breakfast into a Jewish Star....
Oct 1st