Fucking Katy Perry.
STOP DOING YOUR GODDAMN BETTIE PAGE WANNABE SHIT RIGHT NOW BEFORE I BURN YOU ALIVE.
Jan 1st
FUCKING RETARDED.
So, I went and did something nice for the family tonight-I bought some Chinese food to celebrate the...
Jan 1st
Microsoft Says Leap Year Bug Caused Zune...
Jan 1st
“You think you’re hot shit in a champagne glass?...”
— The Monarch
— The Monarch
Dec 31st
I'm taking a stand.
Right now, against all of these Nigerian money-laundering schemes. I am hereby replying with this...
Dec 31st
Pundit Kitchen
Dec 29th
Did you know...
that the term for a group of cats is a clowder? As in, Oh look George, there’s a clowder of...
Dec 29th
No, rly?
Me: (while on wikipedia) Did you know that the bleeding heart flower is a cure for syphillis?Sister: They have a cure for that?
Me: ...Did you really just ask me that?
Dec 29th
Snoooore.
I got some sleepytime tea for Christmas, and it’s hitting me like a bag of grapefruit. Like, a...
Dec 27th
CIA Using Viagra To Help Build Alliances In...
Dec 26th
Slashdot | Last Major Supplier Calls It Quits...
Dec 26th
Newsvine - Another dolphin found dead at...
Dec 26th
Question...
Q: How do you make a nerdy Joss Whedon fangirl squee and pass out? A: DO AN @REPLY ON TWITTER BACK...
Dec 25th
Listen
Party Party! Join Us Join Us!- Brina Palencia
This is the theme song to ‘Crayon Shin...
Dec 25th
Got my Dr. Horrible dvd yesterday.
It’s hard to pick my favorite names of the Evil League of Evil applicants: Fiddler with a...
Dec 24th
I love email spam.
I just recieved this: it is in my blood),WINE..BUBBLE BATH..shampagne!! A HARD ON IN AN OFFICE...
Dec 23rd
I think this is just adorable. I love those little...
Dec 23rd
UGH!
Dec 23rd
I can’t wait. I ordered my Zune last night and...
Dec 23rd
Bring it on.
stumblepeach: lfarm: Write a post on your blog telling your readers SEVEN things about yourself...
Dec 22nd
Watch
Dude. WANT.
Get it here: <LINK>
Dec 22nd
I don’t know if I’ve already posted anything about my library yet.
I live between two...
Dec 21st
Everyone Loves ___ But I Hate It
Dec 21st
Watch
Love it.
Dec 21st
Did you know that platypuses are...
Cause I didn’t. They apparently have stinger on their back left foot.
Dec 18th
Watch
Keep your eyes on the right side.
Dec 18th
Mixwit is shutting down.
I just recieved this email from them: We regret to announce that Mixwit will cease to exist at the...
Dec 18th
Apparently, no one at the cheese place...
Manager: Oh, wait, where did my bucket go?Me: DID THEY BE STEALING YER BUCKET?
Manger: -blink blink-
Me: Nevermind.
Dec 16th
New Pet Peeve: People who think that the proper way to spell out a name on a personalized item...
Dec 15th
Yo.
I’ve made a pledge to lose ten inches before I move to go to phlebotomy school. So…wish...
Dec 14th
This AWESOME! website sells dog jewelry, but is completely...
Dec 14th
BEST EVAR.
Dec 12th
Morph Faces Together- Morphthing.com
Dec 12th
crphotoalbum:
REDNECK: This is one of the worst kinds of...
Dec 12th
Hey.
Grace and Trinity won’t wear the sweaters I bought them without trying to rip them off right...
Dec 10th
Dec 10th
Dec 10th
IL Govenor Blagojevich arrested on...
This motherfucker has been dicking up our Illinois government for years now. Bastard. I hope...
Dec 9th
Woahdude.
Dec 8th
Watch
This is so amazing beyond words.
Anyone who’s read this blog has probably noticed that I do...
Dec 7th
I recently read this most amazing book, which took me longer...
Dec 7th
LOL WUT
Dec 7th
Nvm, not that bad. Thank Raptorjesus.
Dec 7th
In 3..2..1..
I’m checking my Discover balance. I may shit my pants in about 3 seconds.
Dec 7th
Stupid mother.
She just felt the need to explain what a ‘red light district’ is. Kthx, ya, I’m...
Dec 7th
Did you know...
that when your penis is split in half at the head, it’s called a meatotomy? Interesting.
Dec 7th
Watch
So, this dude crashed the scientology center’s crazy partay and whipped out some fucking...
Dec 6th
Um, yeah, the best reason ever presented on why you should...
Dec 6th
Watch
Ahahahaha that is so badass. He can do a fucking hadouken!
Dec 5th
deleteyourself:
Sarah Palin 2009 Calendar…this is going on...
Dec 5th
THIS.
YOU SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER?
GOOD, YOU GODDAMN...
Dec 5th
Grrrdammit.
My stupid cunt of a dog, Trinity, keeps bringing me potatoes. WTF?
Dec 5th
Dec 5th
Will do.
Dec 4th
Bully Sticks are also referred to as “Bullies”,...
Dec 4th
Skinnier people have better sex.
Dec 4th
Disguise those cankles!
(Note: I have cankles.)
Dec 4th
Listen
You’re pretty much guaranteed to get out of a parking ticket if you use this.
Dec 2nd
Has anyone else noticed how Eric Holder’s skin is...
Dec 1st