counterfeit redhead

Well...

I better be hittin’ the old dusty trail… I have work at my (awesome) new job tomorrow....

Oct 2nd

“Well, uh, this front is called an Omega Front, because, um,...”
— My local weatherman is...

Oct 2nd

My new (random) favorite place.

Oct 2nd

Watch

ECK! KUATO!

Oct 2nd

Cool.

I have a new goal in life: Grow a beneign teratoma and name it Kuato.

Oct 1st

Total accident- I chewed my breakfast into a Jewish Star....

Oct 1st

It just seems a little pretentious.

I just read a blog entry of a tumblog I follow, and he mentions eating free range organic chicken...

Sep 30th

Random Musings

Everytime I hear ‘Hurricane Kyle,’ I hear Cartman pronouncing it. ‘HURRRRICEN...

Sep 30th

Amy Lee, Korn, Flyleaf Revisit 'Nightmare...

Sep 28th

Baby in a Bag

Sep 28th

Math Clock for Math Geeks

Sep 28th

HAH.

Sep 28th

I got in a fight with Catwoman last night. Catwoman, in this...

Sep 28th

Yeah, that’s a totally appropriate for a video...

Sep 28th

What does an $8 brick of cheese fries look...

Sep 27th

Woah.

Some drunk chick named Margie just called me. She kept calling me Brenda. I finally hung up on her....

Sep 27th

Fancy Bastard...

is my new favorite phrase. That sounds ridiculously amazing to me.

Sep 27th

Odd.

I’m actually nervous watching the presidential debate. Weird.

Sep 27th

crphotoalbum: Ta-Da!: B&W makes everything more...

Sep 27th

8 Classic Movies that Got Away with Gaping...

Sep 27th

That Should Do the Trick [PIC]

Sep 27th

Exploding custard truck sends driver running

Sep 27th

Ball of batteries cools and forms organic...

Sep 27th

Yarr.

I’m getting a little frustrated with my computer’s inability to play a dvd for more than...

Sep 26th

12-Year Old McDonald's Hamburger, Still...

Sep 26th

deleteyourself: RulerPhone! If this app is real then...

Sep 26th

Yogurt.

Mom: Hey, if you have any of those Yoplaits, then save the pink lids for the breast cancer thing.
Me: I thought we weren't allowed to have any.
Jessi: Yeah, me too.
Mom: Well, she can't. (Points to me.)
Me: WTF? Did you just see that? What the hell was that?
Mom: What? All I eat is tuna, triscuits, cheese and yogurt. That's all I got.
Me: Yeah, and you forgot my yogurt when you went to Aldi's. I hate that Dannon stuff, it takes like shit.
Mom: Well, someone already ate one of my yogurts.
Me: Yeah, and now I don't feel bad about it.

Sep 25th

My mom likes to refer to Kim Jong Il as “Yum Yung Peel” or variations thereof.

Sep 25th

HEY EVERYBODY.

Go to the sidebar over there. See it? Yeah. See where it says Counterfeit Redhead’s photo...

Sep 25th

“Hey, that guy’s kind of like your dad. A bald, angry...”
— LMAO. Go Mom.

Sep 25th

deleteyourself: I don’t know why no one thought of this...

Sep 25th

is taking the twitter feed off her tumblog because it looks like shit.

Sep 24th

HOLY FUCKING CRAP DANCE DANCE DANCE.

I was bitching about not having a job. I was just offered two different jobs today. I WIN. Thank...

Sep 23rd

DAMN. $1000+ in medical bills with no job is a crap situation.

Sep 23rd

The Story of Hamlet, told using Facebook...

Sep 23rd

Since Travis Barker has become moderately relevant due to...

Sep 23rd

is on her way to a job interview. WISH ME LUCK.

Sep 22nd

is fucking around on wikipedia.

Sep 22nd

wants to kill everyone and everything… so back the fuck off before i go crazy with a machete...

Sep 21st

my recommended job on careerbuilder is mental health technician. Intriguing…

Sep 21st

Watch

Sep 21st

An average online train of thought.

While watching All About Halifax: Hey. Halifax is from Canada. (Looks up Halifax in Wikipedia). ...

Sep 21st

Seriously, you bastards, give me a job. I’m dying here, and my car insurance is due in two...

Sep 19th

Fuck.

I have a giant fucking mosquito bite right in the middle of my upper chest (above the boobies, below...

Sep 18th

I’m jobhunting today. Boooo.

Sep 16th

Mickey Mouse leading children to hell...

Sep 16th

MTV will end TRL in November

Sep 16th

Listen

Mein Herz Brennt by Rammstein. Love, love, love this song. It makes me want to kickbox. HWA!!!

Sep 15th

“Alaizabel”
— My new favorite name.

Sep 15th

Poor little girl! See, it’s all infected and crap....

Sep 14th

Boo!

Trinity’s full of piss and vinegar since her surgery. I swear to God, if I didn’t see...

Sep 14th

I used to feel like a pedophile for thinking that Zac Efron was cute, but then I realized he was...

Sep 13th

is horribly lonely, because Trinity’s at the vet recovering from getting her lady junk amputed...

Sep 12th

  Trinity is getting spayed today. I actually brought her in last night so they could get all the...

Sep 10th

Watch

This may possibly be the most amusing thing I’ve watched recently. Which is sad.

Sep 8th

I really want to see a movie.

Here’s what’s playing… Babylon A.D. Bangkok Dangerous College Death Race Disaster...

Sep 7th

There you go. Have a good night. I know I will.

Sep 7th

Don't talk during the RNC.

Me: Have you ever seen a baby monkey hug a pigeon?
Mom: SHUT UP!
Me: ...
Me: :,-(

Sep 5th

Great idea?

Sep 5th

Words fail me.

Sep 5th

Yum!

Sep 5th

Tutaj jest już na Ciebie dziecko.

Sep 5th

Rockford Restaurants

Sep 5th

has superbad heartburn.

Sep 4th

This Godtopusdamned storm is shutting down my internet. I just can’t get a fucking break.

Sep 4th

Poor Kiwi

Sep 4th

I love failblog.

Sep 4th

deleteyourself: THE 64oz FLASK!. That’s about two bottles...

Sep 4th

Annoying.

You finally find an interesting tumblog and the fuck has the same theme as you. Bastards.

Sep 4th

So this is what people see when they check out Pajiba for...

Sep 4th

I don't see why...

having no artificial preservatives in food is such a big deal. With all the sun damage over the...

Sep 4th

Huh.

Just realized I didn’t have am/pm things on my posts. Whoops. There you go, then. Oh wait, the...

Sep 3rd

I realized I had yet to do this.

I went in to Netflix and rated all of Tyler Perry’s movies “Not Interested.”

Sep 3rd

The "Women In Refrigerators" Syndrome

Sep 1st

Sep 1st