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I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this...
Feb 1st
Warch Watch
Best news blooper possibly ever.
Feb 1st
Mother of the year candidate mistook her 11...
Feb 1st
Google Flags Whole Internet As Malware
Feb 1st
crphotoalbum: Sea Kittens: PETA loves Omaha Steaks
Feb 1st

After sex behaviour by sign

notthatkindagay: blogut: lhh: sedatedm: Scorpio: Perhaps I should untie you… Via Leo:...
Feb 1st
“However, because of the intense nature of the act of fisting...”
— Okay, one more. Epic.
Feb 1st
“In the Song of Solomon, the Bible describes the act of...”
— Fisting in a Christian...
Feb 1st
Fisting and God's Will
Feb 1st
myleftsock: kml: suyhnc: WTF? OMGZ! - wtf_omgz @...
Jan 31st
Animal Abuse | Dlisted
Jan 31st
I love the details on this thing: Authentic Prop from The...
Jan 31st
MY GOD! IT’S THE VAGINA DENTATA!
Jan 31st
“The sound, traced to somewhere around 50° S 100° W (South...”
— (via wonderbreadhead) (via...
Jan 31st
Ugh. I don’t like how my mother always says ‘Computer Savvy.’ It bugs me.
Jan 31st
Warch Watch
Burger King stopped selling Whoppers- apparently, the deleted scenes.
Jan 31st
“I want to get a tattoo on my penis that says my other dick...”
— Nick Swardson (via...
Jan 31st
OMG I need to go to bed. I just cussed someone out on yahoo answers. I think I’m becoming...
Jan 31st
srsly? (via passiveaggressivenotes)
Jan 31st
Listen Listen
Secret- The Pierces (From Thirteen Tales of Love and Revenge) Hey, it’s that awesome song...
Jan 31st
microwalrus: scifiblue: esfahan is half the world (via...
Jan 31st
OH MY GOD. IS THAT A SHARK? IS THAT A FUCKING SHARK EATING A...
Jan 31st
shoot it!! (via Mitra Mirshahidi-)
Jan 31st

OMG.

THEY’RE ERASING BLAGOJEVICH’S NAME FROM THE I-PASS SIGNS. That is epic.
Jan 31st
knit me a moustache! (via splityarn)
Jan 31st
Blueberry, Ms. Darcy’s Knitted Cupcakes (via...
Jan 31st
Otsu was a peaceful village, that was before the flying...
Jan 31st
Geisha Ninja Zombie Killer (via nickwheeleroz)
Jan 31st

It bothers me

When people pronounce diabetes as diabeetus.
Jan 31st
technicoloryawn: kari-shma: Pink Ninjas by Lilley1
Jan 31st
technicoloryawn: nickmcglynn: LEGO Hellboy
Jan 31st
deusexmchna: robotlove: onemoretimewithfeeling: ...
Jan 31st

Odd anime inconsistancy #12

A cowboy from Florida named Groovy Guy Russell appears in Thailand to fight nuns in Black Lagoon....
Jan 31st

OH MY GOD OPERA IS BEAUTIFUL.

And fast, holy guacamole. IE is officially dead to me.
Jan 31st
I think I’m going to start using Opera as my web browser. I’ve heard nothing but good...
Jan 30th
deusexmchna: tangpreston: sparo: View a video on...
Jan 30th
robot-heart: kitty—my pet dog. (via Shaharban)  That is so...
Jan 30th
robot-heart: emilyposts: A Boca Raton, Fla., couple are...
Jan 30th
WANT. via squishable.com
Jan 30th
OHAI!
Jan 30th
I love Nedroid (part deux).
Jan 30th
I love Nedroid
Jan 30th
via Cosmiksquirel
Jan 30th
via Thomas29Needles
Jan 30th
via BobWuest
Jan 30th
via Hawes
Jan 30th
via Neithh
Jan 30th
via GingerbreadxCoffin
Jan 30th
via mediocredeity
Jan 30th
via skizz
Jan 30th
Van Art. On Melrose. (via kevinpereira)
Jan 30th
via luciddreamer666
Jan 30th
via majezik.
Jan 30th
via digital-kisses.
Jan 30th
microwalrus: browneyes: unburyingthelead: manasto: I...
Jan 30th

To robot-heart:

If it seems like I’m stalking you with the ‘Like’ button, I’m really not,...
Jan 30th
notthatkindagay: sufjanssteven: folkinz: steel magnolia...
Jan 30th
Manson2 (via /Rafael.)
Jan 30th
robot-heart: theipodguru:rocketjumper: Triceracopter: If...
Jan 30th
Neapolitan Mastiff. *flopity flopity flop flop*
Jan 30th
A.K.A.N.E. (via KaosBrutal (return of the eccentricity))
Jan 30th
Japi Nu Yir!
Jan 29th
“And just for a flash of a second, I think I saw his soul...”
— Glen Beck regarding...
Jan 29th

2/3 of the votes in. Governor of...

notthatkindagay: It was unanimous.  You beat me, I didn’t realize I had my DVR paused. BUT...
Jan 29th

I was reading a comic

And I left my computer open, when I got back my mom asked me why I was reading a comic about thumbs...
Jan 29th
microwalrus: no...
Jan 29th
microwalrus: kari-shma: Converse All Star - Cupcakes
Jan 29th
Grace loves her balls.
Jan 29th
Mexico police chief's head found in ice box -...
Jan 29th
Now that is a fucking gun.
Jan 29th
Good Mornin’ (via Abdullah X)
Jan 29th
Hackers Crack Into Texas Road Sign, Warn of Zombies Ahead
Jan 29th

I just pictured Blagojevich pulling a...

It made me smile. See the (graphic) self pwnage here.
Jan 29th
I like the look on the entire room of people staring at Blagojevich while he’s making his...
Jan 29th
HARD.
Jan 29th

Blagojevich is up at the podium right...

FUCK YOU SIR.
Jan 29th
DABA Girls- Dating a Banker Anonymous
Jan 29th

Prolapsed uterus

A condition where YOUR FUCKING UTERUS FALLS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING VAGINA. THAT IS A MESSED UP...
Jan 29th
notthatkindagay: washingtonpost.com THATS MY FRIEND...
Jan 29th
For myleftsock
Jan 29th
myleftsock: For counterfeitredhead: Pink Fairy Armadildo...
Jan 29th
DO YOU SEE WHY THIS IS NOW MY FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Jan 29th
Pink Fairy Armadillo
Jan 29th

Did you know...

That the armadillo is known as a placental mammal? I did not.
Jan 29th
The armadillo cake’s less popular prototype. via...
Jan 29th
OMG it’s the cake from Steel Magnolias! via spulch.
Jan 29th
I always thought that my Grandmother was weird for putting ketchup on her spaghetti, but I just...
Jan 29th
Sharpei babies may just be the cutest puppies alive. As...
Jan 29th
7 hospitalized after eating blowfish...
Jan 29th

I have never heard of gpoyw, but I just...

I had to check urban dictionary. I feel like a douche.
Jan 29th
Yeaaaah
Jan 28th

Birthday Calculator! (Thanks to...

15 April 1989 Your date of conception was on or about 23 July 1988 which was a Saturday. You were...
Jan 28th

What My Name Means, according to Paul...

You entered: Jacqueline Michelle Jelen There are 23 letters in your name. Those 23 letters total to...
Jan 28th
“Immortal” Jellyfish Ages Backwards
Jan 28th
notthatkindagay: Me too!
Jan 28th
“None of the funds provided by this Act may be made available...”
— The Stimulus Bill (via...
Jan 28th
That’s possibly the stupidest look on anyone...
Jan 27th
93-year-old man has unpaid electric bills,...
Jan 27th
There was a book I bought a while back called “Brick...
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
shut up that was me pictures for sad children
Jan 27th
He looks very wise.
Jan 27th
robot-heart: katiedid: $35,000 Toilet?!?!?!  I would...
Jan 27th
Beware!!
Jan 26th
robot-heart: justlia: I want this t-shirt…and this...
Jan 26th
Back when the LHC was still relevant…
Jan 26th
I kind of want to roll him down a hill.
Jan 26th
Tk 1 t po bid pc.
Jan 26th
“All we eat is ramen for breakfast, lunch and dinner....”
— Shin Chan
Jan 26th
Interior design room: funny Bags
Jan 26th
Interior design room: funny Bags
Jan 26th
There’s a great ‘IN SOVIET RUSSIA!’ joke...
Jan 26th
“Tularemia”
— A bacterial disease spread by...
Jan 26th
“Chicago was discovered in the Cretaceous Period by French...”
— The history of Chicago,...
Jan 25th
Trinity’s sleeping in a ball on the ottoman right now. She’s running in her dream, but...
Jan 25th
“his themselves? Which of kosher fireplace..,. his a drank...”
— The lovely spambot plaguing my...
Jan 24th

A gem from Tokko, that awesome anime I...

Police Chief: I am so fucking thrilled you're alive.
Shindo: Thanks, Chief, I feel 100%!
Police Chief: I was told you were hooked to a respirator in ICU, stoned out of your skull on a morphine drip, and shitting the bed from your internal injuries.
Shindo: I... have a really good doctor?
Jan 23rd
Jan 22nd
Jan 22nd
Warch Watch
That’s all kinds of epic retarded that I need to get my hands on.
Jan 22nd
Elizabethan Homey
Jan 22nd

Must...stay...awake... *honk-shuuuu*

See, I have to stay up until 2 so I can download some episodes of Tokko, the absolutely amazing...
Jan 22nd

Anyone listen to jpop?

deusexmchna: Like, NEWS, Kattun, Kanaji ∞, Arashi, T&T. Hell. DBSK? (Technically,...
Jan 22nd

FUCK THAT'S PRICELESS.

The Philologist Johann Christoph Adelung states about the Germanic origin of the word, in the...
Jan 22nd

I JUST WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE OF...

AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NETFLIX FOR NOT...
Jan 22nd
'King of the Hill' canceled in 2009
Jan 21st
(Dragon Crash) Because why wouldn’t hamsters be...
Jan 21st
(Out of My Lungs) Apparently this is the artist’s...
Jan 21st
(The Aichmophile) She reminds me of Lucy from Elfen Lied.
Jan 21st
(Newspaper Suits Arnt Fun) I absolutely love her eyes.
Jan 21st
Margaret Cho looks fucking amazing lately, doesn’t...
Jan 21st
Dream of Doll: Shall 3 (via dollipoptart)
Jan 21st
“If dolphins are so smart, then why do they live in igloos?”
— Eric Cartman, South Park...
Jan 21st

I had an Angry Whopper yesterday.

I expected it to be a lot angrier. It wasn’t even mildly annoyed. I literally didn’t...
Jan 21st
microwalrus: browneyes: wickedknickers: Naughty French...
Jan 21st
myleftsock: “The Recently Deflowered Girl” (1965) –...
Jan 21st
Fun with the new P&S! (via ѕhadowdancer)
Jan 21st
(via fuckyeahneilpatrickharris) I want to cuddle him gently...
Jan 21st
Love is in the air (via Lauren Alane)
Jan 21st
Union approved siege machine (via DARKspawn)
Jan 21st
microwalrus: flying fish by Amy Sol on vi.sualize.us  I...
Jan 21st
Warch Watch
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Jan 21st
15/365 (via mun kuvia)
Jan 21st
Le Protocole Compationnel (via major deegan)
Jan 21st
Macquarie Tower (via alison lyons photography) Oddly...
Jan 21st
Summer at the Lakes II (via Steve Castle)
Jan 21st
_DSC2797 (via ec808x)
Jan 21st
A Rare Collection of Victorian Glass Microbes
Jan 21st
Nassenheide (via Frank Brauner) This reminds me a lot of...
Jan 21st
Mystic Woods 1 #185 photo - Daniella T
Jan 21st
Parque Marinha do Brasil (Infravermelho) (via Omar Junior)
Jan 21st
The Fisherman by Roie Galitz
Jan 21st
Infrared tree: Photo by Photographer Corrado Borean -...
Jan 21st
A Better Day (via Orange Bread)
Jan 21st
Search for Peanut Butter Product Recalls
Jan 21st
General Mills, Kroger pull peanut butter...
Jan 21st

I've often noticed...

That in the movies, whenever a guy/girl gives someone their number, they casually hand them their...
Jan 21st
Slashdot | 6 Pennsylvania Teens Face Child...
Jan 20th
Woman accused of attacking man with bagel --...
Jan 20th
Ugly-ass baby rhino is so ugly-ass that it's...
Jan 20th
  (via andrewlee1967)
Jan 20th
BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | Sex smell...
Jan 20th
microwalrus: havent-got-a-prayer: cwphoto: There are...
Jan 20th
robot-heart: radarchive:tappy: The Wired Blog Although...
Jan 20th
Why are people so stupid? There is no such thing as a ‘hypoallergenic’ dog, such as a...
Jan 20th
He looks like a turd being pushed out.
Jan 20th
  (via Elin Ivemo)
Jan 20th
myleftsock: GEARFUSE » Hijos de Villa Tequila Gun: You...
Jan 20th
I’m watching Superstars of Dance. I love how Michael Flatley has an Irish accent despite being...
Jan 20th
The most disgusting thing I’ve ever enjoyed…nay,...
Jan 20th
Engrish Funny
Jan 20th

Rofl.

Phil: (at Sally Field on the Boniva commercial) You are EVIL.
Me: hahahaha... why did you just tell Sally Field she was evil?
Phil: I can sense it.
Jan 20th
Via Pundit Kitchen
Jan 19th
“enjoy the crabs” (via passiveaggressivenotes) ...
Jan 19th
kdiddy.org » Blog Archive » i get candy
Jan 19th
microwalrus: reckon: thewayoftheworld: ...
Jan 19th
Day 230 « a LEGO a day… Take 2 and call me in the...
Jan 19th
I still think that ‘The Mentalist’ is a ripoff of ‘Psych,’ but damn if Simon...
Jan 19th
Firefly Proves "Darn" Is More Bad-ass Than...
Jan 18th
Marijuana smokers less likely to develop...
Jan 18th
Our world may be a giant hologram
Jan 18th
Pop, Soda or Coke? Generic Names for Soft...
Jan 18th
7 Ways to Be Worth Following on Twitter
Jan 18th
per fare a meno di te…. (via eva ;-))
Jan 18th
(via apoplectic) Orginally found through deusexmchna
Jan 17th
“If Trinity had thumbs…”
— she’d be a force to...
Jan 17th
LOLcats: This is a particularly good one.
Jan 17th
microwalrus: skysignal: thekingdom: chvnx: ...
Jan 17th
bluechameleon: Your pictures (via horriblecherry)
Jan 17th
Warch Watch
This is the ‘racist’ trailer for Resident Evil 5 that I mentioned yesterday. Obviously...
Jan 16th
Warch Watch
Did I mention I love broadway? I saw The Lion King in Chicago about 6 years ago, and I still...
Jan 15th

"There's only one reason Christian girls...

To plant a pipe bomb! Via robot-heart
Jan 15th
Jocelyn's Corner: What a girl wants!
Jan 15th
How Rich Are You?
Jan 15th
Truemors :: Mouth-to-Mouth Saves Puppy From...
Jan 15th
Trinity just wiped an eye boogie on me. Ew.
Jan 15th
How to Write a Resume That Will Land an...
Jan 15th

You'll Rebel To Anything (As Long As...

You don’t mean it You need a uniform So you won’t be ignored You are affected And so...
Jan 15th
“In the wild, a hedgehog will cover many miles each night.[3]...”
— Self mutilation! Oh noes!
Jan 15th
deusexmchna: hedgieshedgieshedgies: Clementine is pretty...
Jan 15th
deusexmchna: rentastic: lhh: (via humanpig) Oh. My....
Jan 15th
Biteproof (via † INKFETISH †)
Jan 15th
Zombies in 'Resident Evil 5' become issue of...
Jan 15th

Wait, what?

(Note: I had my earbuds in while half-listening to my mother, so I do have an excuse.)
Me: DID YOU JUST SAY ISLAMIC SLUT BREAD?!
Mom: Icelandic Flat Bread...
Jan 14th
“This coffee tastes like an old man has been heated to render...”
— WTF? From the wikipedia...
Jan 14th
“Hyperbole (pronounced /haɪˈpɝːbəli/ hye-PER-buh-lee;...”
— Huh. I’ve just realized...
Jan 14th

So tonight I did something I haven't...

robot-heart: I played in a band. As in, in a band hall, with a band director, and a wide variety...
Jan 14th
microwalrus: havent-got-a-prayer: dominilucy:  Holy...
Jan 14th
microwalrus: havent-got-a-prayer: rewindforward: I was...
Jan 14th
microwalrus: Подводные фотографии… Фотограф Christina Hope...
Jan 14th
microwalrus: suyhnc: thesophie:suitep: mrcookieface:...
Jan 14th
microwalrus: (via alanajoy)  Except for the fact that pot...
Jan 14th
microwalrus: browneyes: anarchaia: There’s No Place Like...
Jan 14th
Rebuttal.
Jan 14th
It’s always nice to see what my old high school...
Jan 14th
deusexmchna: (via entrails)  I’d hit it. Hard. And...
Jan 14th

Did you know...

That donkey meat is called ‘poopy?’ Srsly. I lol’d.
Jan 13th
This is done by a British artist named Jamie Smart. From...
Jan 13th

For anyone who works in a medical field:

I just bought scrubs from a company called Marcus Uniforms, and apparently they have several...
Jan 13th
Foundation Fail « FAIL Blog People in the desert...
Jan 13th
6 Obnoxious Old People Habits (Explained by...
Jan 13th
Day 224 « a LEGO a day… This is a really great...
Jan 13th
Via walrusonice, a tumblr in which I’m completely...
Jan 13th
dailyotter: Via
Jan 13th
stumblepeach: I could survive for 47 seconds! I got 1...
Jan 13th
myleftsock: Now this is something to give your guests for...
Jan 11th
How many books after this do you think he published?
Jan 11th
Whoever owned my zune before me was almost as big an anime geek as I am. There’s a shitload of...
Jan 11th

So, the same dude who asked me the other...

paradoxicalsalmon How many screws does it take to make a lightbulb?
zombiejaci None? Lol.
zombiejaci How many do you think?
paradoxicalsalmon wait huh?
paradoxicalsalmon The original question was a yes or no question - not one that involved numbers.
zombiejaci Dude.
zombiejaci You're messing with me.
zombiejaci That's okay, though.
paradoxicalsalmon mmmk
zombiejaci This the same guy from yesterday?
paradoxicalsalmon My logs do not show we have had a prior conversation - so I'm gonna go with no.
zombiejaci Well, someone with the name 'strategicsalmon' im'd me yesterday, so that's a pretty big coincidence that people with 'variousadjectivesalmon' keep im'ing me, neh?
paradoxicalsalmon my shoe is yahoo/paradoxicalsalmon
zombiejaci I think you're missing the point, sir.
paradoxicalsalmon How about this - I'm going to block you -, then some time in the next 48 hours I will unblock you.
paradoxicalsalmon Let's see if that solves both our current problems : )
zombiejaci Well, seeing as how you're the one who started the conversation, that's fine with me.
paradoxicalsalmon Negative. You did with this, "[18: 59] yahoo/zombiejaci: Wouldn't a kitten the size of an elephant be fun to play with?"
zombiejaci That was last night, and you started that convo, so I have no clue what's going on. Here's what my chat log says...
zombiejaci strategicsalmon Wouldn't a kitten the size of an elephant be fun to play with?
zombiejaci Yes, probably. Except it would kill you trying to swat you around.
strategicsalmon yup
zombiejaci Is there something I can help you with, or...?
strategicsalmon no u just im me
strategicsalmon i have no idea who u r
zombiejaci Same here, that's why I was wondering...
zombiejaci Your screenname sounds really familiar though, I can't think of where.
strategicsalmon ok then
zombiejaci I also have a screenshot, if you're interested.
zombiejaci http: //counterfeitredhead.tumblr.com/post/69475553/i-have-absolutely-no-idea-who-this-is-this-is-how
Jan 11th

Holy crap!

I completely forgot that I had some code for a fishtank stored somewhere on my computer. So,...
Jan 10th
All done! Just some minor tweaking to do with the timestamps, but otherwise this is how it’s...
Jan 10th

NOTE:

I’m switching up my theme today. It’s going to look weird for probably a good two hours...
Jan 10th
FUCK YEAH PENGUINS! (Also: awwwwwww!)
Jan 10th
Warch Watch
NETFLIX’D!
Jan 10th
I have absolutely no idea who this is. This is how they...
Jan 10th
This is possibly the most unappealing cake I have ever seen....
Jan 9th
Argh!
Jan 9th
(via fuckyeahsharks)
Jan 9th
That looks SO HARDCORE! (Follow up to robot-heart’s...
Jan 9th
I’m putting this on a t-shirt.
Jan 9th
“Did you know that when you die your body actually digests...”
— Thanks for sharing, Mom!
Jan 9th
dontshushme: via skysignal: ataraxic: myleftsock: The...
Jan 9th

I did it for the lulz.

I wanted to see what the dogs would do if I was being attacked this morning, so I strapped a bright...
Jan 9th

AHA!

I know what’s been bothering me about eleventh hour and the chick detective. I know her, and I...
Jan 9th
Driver Nearly Crushes Rescuers Trying to...
Jan 9th

Did you know...

That the Malleus Maleficarum, a 16th century guide to witchhunting, accuses witches of infanticide,...
Jan 7th

Motivation for Celibacy, According to...

Religious beliefs, e.g. Clerical celibacy, sannyasa. To focus energies on other matters, like...
Jan 7th
Warch Watch
I fucking hate Disney sometimes. But I will say that I am slightly amused by Agent Speckles. 
Jan 6th
deusexmchna: robot-heart: gondaba: Serial Killers! on...
Jan 6th
Warch Watch
I don’t care what anyone thinks, I love Richard Simmons to death. All he wants is to make you...
Jan 6th
robot-heart: NASA’s Heavy Lifters (via Ken’s Aviation) What...
Jan 6th
Via robot-heart: I’m personally a starfish. I know,...
Jan 6th
Celebrity Twitter Accounts Hacked (Bill...
Jan 5th
(via upsidedowndogs) She’s adorable, but look at that...
Jan 5th
How many times have we all thought this?
Jan 5th
Has anyone else noticed that there’s a place to SELL...
Jan 5th
Don’t hurt its feelings!
Jan 4th
Jenny Owen Youngs- Fucked, Was I (From the Weeds Soundtrack) Love grows in me like a tumor A...
Jan 3rd
OMFG. HOW DID THAT ACTUALLY WORK?
Jan 3rd
Hey ya’ll! Guess what? TWISTED MY DAMN ANKLE AGAIN! It is currently a lovely shade of...
Jan 2nd
“To be a man you must have honor… honor and a penis.”
— SHIN CHAN!
Jan 2nd
“Nothing bonds a father and son more closely than a...”
— Squidbillies
Jan 2nd

Did you know...

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s home district includes San Francisco. Star-Kist...
Jan 1st
“My advice to a young actor…strangle those...”
— James Lipton on the Craig...
Jan 1st