Goddammit, Jeremy, I love you.
MATT: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while you were either dancing or on a shoot?
JEREMY: You enjoy seeing me suffer don't you? You miserable bastard.
MATT: Yes, yes I do. You've been shot in the eye twice with cum.
JEREMY: On the shoot in Toronto we were doing the whole facial thing and he tried to shoot one over my eye my eye so I would have like a semen monocle thing. Actually Jeremy Roddick did the same thing, so I think that was the second time I was walking around with a semen eye patch.
Jul 27th