I’ve never heard the term douchbagina before, but I’m now going to work it into everyday conversation.
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I’ve never heard the term douchbagina before, but I’m now going to work it into everyday conversation.
expecto-patronum:lendmeatreble:
FUCK NICOLAS CAGE SCARES THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME WITH HIS SCARY FUCKING FACEC AND HIS TERRIBLE FUCKING ACTING
HE KINDA HAS A UNIBROW HERE.
He also has a lucky crack pipe
arseniccupcakes:appleonastick:re-blogger:fuckyeahstrangefinds:
World’s Youngest Couple
Every little girl dreams about her wedding day, complete with visions of a big beautiful white dress and, of course, the perfect man. But 9-year-old Jayla Cooper didn’t have a lifetime to wait for Mr. Right. The Southlake, TX, girl had been battling leukemia for two years, a battle that would end in just a matter of weeks. But what Jayla did have was a groom. He’s her best friend, Jose Griggs, 7, a fellow patient at Children’s Medical Center in Dallas. Jayla and Jose tied the knot in February 2009 to fulfill her final wish: Getting married in a beautiful wedding, surrounded by family and friends. From the flowers to the banquet hall, donations poured in to give a North Texas bride the wedding of her dreams.
Jayla died on Wednesday, April 1, 2009.
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FUCK YOU BEE
PICTURE THIS, WE WERE BOTH BUTT NAKED, BANGING ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR
NO WORDS.
I love this, it was on my Now 6 or whatever
It looks exactly like in the original Rollercoaster Tycoon when you’ve met your objective and everyone turns and claps for you.
(via prettyflowers)
quetard:xknifeslingerx:agentmlovestacos:copycats
Poker Face by Eric Cartman.
A catchy song, even better than the original version.
(via quetard)
Nicolas Cullen / Edward Cage
Now that’s a man who knows how to dazzle.
How the fuck did I miss this before.
I have no idea how this got on my iPod
oh this shuffle cracks me up
maybe I shouldn’t be so openminded when it comes to music
then this wouldn’t play right after Kirk Franklin :/
WTF THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE YET DANCEABLE
appleonastick:arseniccupcakes:weetzie-bat:helloidrinktea:killingbambi:
coolaccent:longlivethequeen:ithremmawrites:
The whole time I was in Chicago, I felt like I was the only one who said excuse me, please, thank you, and have a nice day, or smiled at the cashier or picked up something that an old lady dropped, and I did it because I’m from the boonies and that’s just what you do, goddammit. You smile and wave at strangers because it makes you both feel good, and you mind your damn manners because it’s the right thing to do. I wonder when everything turned ass backwards.