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Redheaded. Ridiculous. Well read. Author. Libertarian. Short tempered. Lover of all things book-related. Photographer. Open minded. ADD. Dramatic. Symphonic Metal. Bitchy. Opera. Fidgety. Pierced. Tattooed. Lutheran. Super nerd. Freedom of Religion. Freedom of Speech. Right to bear arms. Right to marry whoever you want. Natural. Musician. Esoteric. Simultaneously immature and way too old for my age. You either hate me or love me. Make your choice.

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Posted on 8 November 2009, at 12:47:00.
Douchebag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term in North America and other English speaking countries. In some English speaking countries the term is not well known. The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s.[6] The term refers to a person with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent. The female iteration is douchebagina.

I’ve never heard the term douchbagina before, but I’m now going to work it into everyday conversation.

Douche - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Posted on 7 November 2009, at 23:45:51.
captainkirk:

sarahptor:

expecto-patronum:lendmeatreble:
FUCK NICOLAS CAGE SCARES THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME WITH HIS SCARY FUCKING FACEC AND HIS TERRIBLE FUCKING ACTING

HE KINDA HAS A UNIBROW HERE.

He also has a lucky crack pipe

captainkirk:

sarahptor:

expecto-patronum:lendmeatreble:

FUCK NICOLAS CAGE SCARES THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME WITH HIS SCARY FUCKING FACEC AND HIS TERRIBLE FUCKING ACTING

HE KINDA HAS A UNIBROW HERE.

He also has a lucky crack pipe

Reblogged: captainkirk

Posted on 7 November 2009, at 23:44:06.
Posted on 7 November 2009, at 23:41:44.
arseniccupcakes:appleonastick:re-blogger:fuckyeahstrangefinds:
World’s Youngest Couple
Every little girl dreams about her wedding day, complete with visions of a big beautiful white dress and, of course, the perfect man. But 9-year-old Jayla Cooper didn’t have a lifetime to wait for Mr. Right. The Southlake, TX, girl had been battling leukemia for two years, a battle that would end in just a matter of weeks. But what Jayla did have was a groom. He’s her best friend, Jose Griggs, 7, a fellow patient at Children’s Medical Center in Dallas. Jayla and Jose tied the knot in February 2009 to fulfill her final wish: Getting married in a beautiful wedding, surrounded by family and friends. From the flowers to the banquet hall, donations poured in to give a North Texas bride the wedding of her dreams.Jayla died on Wednesday, April 1, 2009.
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arseniccupcakes:appleonastick:re-blogger:fuckyeahstrangefinds:

World’s Youngest Couple

Every little girl dreams about her wedding day, complete with visions of a big beautiful white dress and, of course, the perfect man. But 9-year-old Jayla Cooper didn’t have a lifetime to wait for Mr. Right. The Southlake, TX, girl had been battling leukemia for two years, a battle that would end in just a matter of weeks. But what Jayla did have was a groom. He’s her best friend, Jose Griggs, 7, a fellow patient at Children’s Medical Center in Dallas. Jayla and Jose tied the knot in February 2009 to fulfill her final wish: Getting married in a beautiful wedding, surrounded by family and friends. From the flowers to the banquet hall, donations poured in to give a North Texas bride the wedding of her dreams.

Jayla died on Wednesday, April 1, 2009.

(Link)

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Posted on 7 November 2009, at 22:29:06.
FUCK YOU BEE

FUCK YOU BEE

Posted on 7 November 2009, at 22:21:42.
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ithreatenedtostapleher:

cue-the-sun:

PICTURE THIS, WE WERE BOTH BUTT NAKED, BANGING ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR

NO WORDS.

I love this, it was on my Now 6 or whatever

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Posted on 7 November 2009, at 22:16:29.

There's so much applause right now in the H of R and it looked so familiar and I couldn't figure out why until a second ago

It looks exactly like in the original Rollercoaster Tycoon when you’ve met your objective and everyone turns and claps for you.

Posted on 7 November 2009, at 22:14:37.

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Posted on 7 November 2009, at 22:07:43.

AAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDD...

The healthcare bill has officially been passed.

w00t.

Posted on 7 November 2009, at 21:43:22.
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quetard:xknifeslingerx:agentmlovestacos:copycats

Poker Face by Eric Cartman.
A catchy song, even better than the original version.

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Posted on 7 November 2009, at 21:41:04.

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Posted on 7 November 2009, at 21:40:16.
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Posted on 7 November 2009, at 21:38:45.
captainkirk:woahitsjuanito:


Nicolas Cullen / Edward CageNow that’s a man who knows how to dazzle.



How the fuck did I miss this before.

captainkirk:woahitsjuanito:

Nicolas Cullen / Edward Cage
Now that’s a man who knows how to dazzle.

How the fuck did I miss this before.

Reblogged: captainkirk

Posted on 7 November 2009, at 21:32:38.
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perfectimperfections:

I have no idea how this got on my iPod

oh this shuffle cracks me up

maybe I shouldn’t be so openminded when it comes to music

then this wouldn’t play right after Kirk Franklin :/

WTF THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE YET DANCEABLE

Reblogged: perfectimperfections

Posted on 7 November 2009, at 21:30:54.

One suicide victim who committed suicide by jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge left behind a note saying: “I’m going to walk to the bridge. If one person smiles at me on the way, I will not jump.”

appleonastick:arseniccupcakes:weetzie-bat:helloidrinktea:killingbambi:
coolaccent:longlivethequeen:ithremmawrites:

The whole time I was in Chicago, I felt like I was the only one who said excuse me, please, thank you, and have a nice day, or smiled at the cashier or picked up something that an old lady dropped, and I did it because I’m from the boonies and that’s just what you do, goddammit. You smile and wave at strangers because it makes you both feel good, and you mind your damn manners because it’s the right thing to do. I wonder when everything turned ass backwards.

Reblogged: appleonastick

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh