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Redheaded. Ridiculous. Well read. Author. Libertarian. Short tempered. Lover of all things book-related. Photographer. Open minded. ADD. Dramatic. Symphonic Metal. Bitchy. Opera. Fidgety. Pierced. Tattooed. Lutheran. Super nerd. Freedom of Religion. Freedom of Speech. Right to bear arms. Right to marry whoever you want. Natural. Musician. Esoteric. Simultaneously immature and way too old for my age. You either hate me or love me. Make your choice.

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50 Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

arseniccupcakes:ccnidaria:kdeveze:dasoly:

      1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.
      2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
      3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
      4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
      5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
      6. Baby, you overclock my processor.
      7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
      8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
      9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
      10. You defragment my life.
      11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
      12. You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
      13. Baby, let me find your nth term.
      14. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
      15. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
      16. Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?
      17. If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
      18. I’m a fermata… hold me
      19. I think my heart just lagged.
      20. I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
      21. Did you just combust? Because you’re HOT.
      22. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
      23. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
      24. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT.
      25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
      26. Baby, you’re a 9.999999999, but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
      27. Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
      28. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
      29. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
      30. If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
      31. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
      32. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile.)
      33. When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
      34. Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
      35. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1.
      36. You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts. It’s how you apply the force.
      37. If I move my lips half the distance to yours, and then half again… and again… etc; would they ever meet? No? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.
      38. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
      39. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
      40. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
      41. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
      42. Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.
      43. Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
      44. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves.
      45. Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?
      46. Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.
      47. Let’s discover our coefficient of friction.
      48. Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.
      49. I less than three you.
      50. I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent.

    So yeah basically any of these will make my panties fall off.

    Thu, November 5th 2009

    1. jmoneywastaken reblogged this from ticktockemily and added:
      this makes me think of joseph, academic team, and what i had to do on senior slave day. i miss.
    2. amo5068 reblogged this from giveintolove
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    5. hadriel reblogged this from kdeveze and added:
      yeah, im all ready writing them down xD
    6. moonprismpower reblogged this from whatnextlove
    7. textuallyfrustrated reblogged this from arseniccupcakes and added:
      I LOL’ED SO HARD. PLEASE USE THESE ON ME. I BEG OF YOU. ++ : ++ : ++ : ++ :
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    15. oswingpercent reblogged this from counterfeitredhead and added:
      And mine. Except 42 and 49, those are too cliche.
    16. giveintolove reblogged this from counterfeitredhead and added:
      arseniccupcakes:ccnidaria:kdeveze:dasoly:
    17. counterfeitredhead reblogged this from arseniccupcakes and added:
      ccnidaria:kdeveze:dasoly:...You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness...
    18. therainstorm reblogged this from whatnextlove
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    20. arseniccupcakes reblogged this from ccnidaria and added:
      these will work on me
    21. ccnidaria reblogged this from kdeveze
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    24. the-blind-literatus reblogged this from imnotmoony
    25. starless-nights reblogged this from alohalilo and added:
      i got most of it. :p yay! i love nerdy lines.
    26. giselleferreira reblogged this from thelos
    27. ickitsvicky reblogged this from ashee-rabbit
    28. cannotthinkofsomethingcreative reblogged this from bettedeynaseyes and added:
      FTW! Last post for the day, swear! Kbye! :>
    29. bettedeynaseyes reblogged this from livesophia
    30. sugardreams reblogged this from sorbettes and added:
      These might just be the only pick-up lines I’d ever fall for XD
    31. riverpoet reblogged this from average-yet-extraordinary
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    33. ashee-rabbit reblogged this from livesophia
    34. ibitetm reblogged this from teesoul and added:
      This is why nerds are sexii
    35. 02twentythree reblogged this from misssophisticated
    36. wildquaker reblogged this from merei
    37. reidangeros reblogged this from controversialannachua and added:
      wahahaha„,cool
    38. kingwangjjang reblogged this from xparisisforever and added:
      I wonder whos lamer? The one who uses it or The one who falls for it? :)
    39. misssophisticated reblogged this from dearmary
    40. nayelianne reblogged this from pinktiedye
    41. xparisisforever reblogged this from thepaperstar and added:
      This made me lol =)) Seriously.ahaha
    42. maknaetaemin reblogged this from thepaperstar
    43. thepaperstar reblogged this from orangegummi and added:
      Add: You’re the Hydrogen in my heart— Number 1! :))
    44. ninyasanmig reblogged this from kringeration
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    46. superheiress reblogged this from coinoperatedcharm and added:
      PURE FREAKIN’ WIN ^:)^
    47. orangegummi reblogged this from febbeh and added:
      kringeration: eraine: maryalmighty:
    48. ilikepeople reblogged this from ballerinaforballers
    49. dianasaurrr reblogged this from whimsicalchild and added:
      I LOVE. Nice one. hahaha!
    50. blakenwayt reblogged this from febbeh
    51. zeahlicious reblogged this from dearmary
    52. angelohizzo reblogged this from nicolevillano and added:
      “You plus me, minus your pants, divide your legs, then we multiply.” I like this one. #25 was close, but not exactly...
    53. febbeh reblogged this from kringeration
    54. happypoodlesandrawnoodles reblogged this from sheenasiao and added:
      (lettertransfers:notyourbandwagon:savetheempty:dorkvader:pwnator:livesophia:)
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    58. slowfaststop reblogged this from parisinflames and added:
      “Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.” I lol’d.
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    62. parisinflames reblogged this from suareasy and added:
      THE HELICASE ENZYME ONE HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE. if a guy said that to me my pants would be off so fucking fast
    63. maryfromarcadia reblogged this from dearmary
    64. mncaapantaleon reblogged this from asdfghjklhaha
    65. renaistheshizz reblogged this from omgitsajeezy and added:
      an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.
    66. kristinesaywhaat reblogged this from missskg and added:
      You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere. I wish I was your derivative so
    67. missskg reblogged this from braaandoncastillo
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    72. tierasta reblogged this from deargeorgia and added:
      You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie...
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    80. eqohz reblogged this from vivianvodka and added:
      haahhahahahahahahahahaha.
    81. omgitsajeezy reblogged this from teesoul
    82. vivianvodka reblogged this from teesoul and added:
      this gets u pussy in seconds.
    83. teesoul reblogged this from theycallmeallen-e
    84. theycallmeallen-e reblogged this from marielleisamazing and added:
      I would let this guy in me if he said that lmao
    85. meaganpham reblogged this from marielleisamazing and added:
      just for Loc haha
    86. marielleisamazing reblogged this from sikatsikat and added:
      I like the dictionary one that’s cute haha.
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      You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.
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    93. asunsetinmyveins reblogged this from paradethestars and added:
      Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long. -DIED-
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      HAHAHAHAHA! imma fall for theseeee
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    100. adnilsson reblogged this from emilyhaueisen and added:
      Oh good lord I wish I didn’t get all of these. I need a life other than school.
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    113. eraine reblogged this from dearmary and added:
      Big Bang Theory saying each...these pick up lines.. hahaha
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    116. jaynereblogs reblogged this from kliarden and added:
      And this is why nerds rock!
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    124. kliarden reblogged this from notyourbandwagon and added:
      I used to actually say some of these. =))
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    132. fsquaredfrncnm reblogged this from rocketsunshine and added:
      cough cough. :))
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    135. silverdiamonds reblogged this from flypaperairplanes and added:
      NOSEBLEED. Wtf. :))
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    138. popmyheart reblogged this from supermonkey and added:
      Supah nerdy. =))
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      Omg, my hobby every pre-exam. HAHAHA
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    148. emilyhaueisen reblogged this from nicolevillano and added:
      Bahahahaha, yes. Number 48 is my favorite.
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      explained. Hahahaha! Hey,...posted something similar to 28!
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    153. theponzischeme reblogged this from ahreum and added:
      imnotmoony: You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere. I wish
    154. contagiouslooks reblogged this from coinoperatedcharm
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    160. dalwaysmeantdangerous reblogged this from imnotmoony and added:
      Howard probably uses these.
    161. ohitsessa reblogged this from reggg
    162. omgia reblogged this from planetmarsce and added:
      HAHAHAHA. goodjob.:))
    163. imnotmoony reblogged this from yeemonster and added:
      if someone would use the geeky ones on me, i would fall for him.
    164. planetmarsce reblogged this from bessiebessbess and added:
      aray, nosebleed T.T
    165. bessiebessbess reblogged this from pwnator and added:
      SABAW. hahahaha :))
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      thelos:livesophia:
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    175. alittledazzled reblogged this from alohalilo and added:
      lmao, this reminds me of Jill and Michael.
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    180. noahkai reblogged this from dontknowdontcare and added:
      the bold ones made me smile.
    181. thesoundofscience reblogged this from thelos and added:
      any guy who says one of these things to me will TOTALLY get my phone number
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    188. withlove-amz reblogged this from yeemonster and added:
      This is the single best thing I’ve ever read :D
    189. merei reblogged this from dorkvader and added:
      nerds turn me on.:P
    190. yeemonster reblogged this from satinsheets and added:
      ZOMG, if I was a guy, I’d actually use these.
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      that’s why i love math.
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