counterfeit redhead

I wonder what Barack Obama's ringtone is.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:16:23 -0600

Probs Poker Face. The Cartman version.

I forgot how much I love Alicia Keys until I watched the World Series halftime thing.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:58:55 -0600

Not just her voice, but holy bajeezus is she absolutely gorgeous. And her ass is perfect.

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Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:56:56 -0600

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I bet the Phillies were pouting throughout the whole song.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:55:48 -0600

I bet the Phillies were pouting throughout the whole song.

starkreaktor: oldfilmsflicker: taylortallegra: emaliaphloup: ...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:53:30 -0600

starkreaktor:

oldfilmsflicker:

taylortallegra:

emaliaphloup:

taylortallegra:

jocelynseip:

hays neville

geeze who would have known. IS THAT A TATTOO!? just got 10x more hot!

THIS IS WHY HE’S BEEN MY FAVOURITE SINCE THE BEGINNING. I FORESAW HIS BEAUTY/BADASSERY :)

YOU DID! I REMEMBER! AND I TOTES SAW THAT RUPERT WOULD TURN INTO THE SEX POT HE IS NOW LOL

wowza he grew into such a hottie

I always thought he was cute.. but NOW. Ooh la la.

BARACK OBAMA GAVE ME A PUPPY.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:48:42 -0600

BARACK OBAMA GAVE ME A PUPPY.:

sylvysparrow:

cocoshaynel:

smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:

(via withperfectteeth)

BARACK OBAMA FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER <3

HE TOOK OFF WHEN HE HEARD I WASN’T COMING…oh my lol

BARACK OBAMA HELPED ME MOVE MY SOFA. wut the hell is going on here i don’t even

arseniccupcakes: gleeky: Glee 102...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:47:33 -0600

arseniccupcakes:

gleeky:

Glee 102 (“Showmance”)

Everyone’s face in this is priceless.

BROWNCOATS, INITIATE COLLECTIVE SWOON

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:47:15 -0600

BROWNCOATS, INITIATE COLLECTIVE SWOON

Stickney Crater, the largest crater on the martian moon Phobos,...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:44:31 -0600

Stickney Crater, the largest crater on the martian moon Phobos, is named for Chloe Angeline Stickney Hall, mathematician and wife of astronomer Asaph Hall. Asaph Hall discovered both the Red Planet’s moons in 1877. Over 9 kilometers across, Stickney is nearly half the diameter of Phobos itself, so large that the impact that blasted out the crater likely came close to shattering the tiny moon.

(via APOD: 2009 November 7 - Stickney Crater)

Oh God, that's hilarious.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:11:49 -0600

According to wikipedia, the only place with a higher percentage of Polish people than Chicago is Warsaw, Poland.

WOW.

THAT’S AWESOME. I HAVE TO GO LIVE WITH MY PEOPLE.

captainkirk:musicalirony:crazy-brain-dead-teen:intuitiveaptitude:...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:09:34 -0600

captainkirk:musicalirony:crazy-brain-dead-teen:intuitiveaptitude:onehundredsixty)

RAWR.

arseniccupcakes: killingbambi: via i154.photobucket.com

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:58:33 -0600

arseniccupcakes:

killingbambi:

via i154.photobucket.com

Photo

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:56:01 -0600

trials: conversatron: … Oh my god

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:47:20 -0600

trials:

conversatron:

…

Oh my god

arseniccupcakes: fuckyeahwonderland: (via sarahbearkat)

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:47:15 -0600

arseniccupcakes:

fuckyeahwonderland:

(via sarahbearkat)

"Douchebag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term in North America and other..."

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:47:00 -0600

“Douchebag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term in North America and other English speaking countries. In some English speaking countries the term is not well known. The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s.[6] The term refers to a person with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent. The female iteration is douchebagina.”

- I’ve never heard the term douchbagina before, but I’m now going to work it into everyday conversation.

Douche - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

captainkirk: sarahptor: expecto-patronum:lendmeatreble: FUCK...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:45:51 -0600

captainkirk:

sarahptor:

expecto-patronum:lendmeatreble:

FUCK NICOLAS CAGE SCARES THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME WITH HIS SCARY FUCKING FACEC AND HIS TERRIBLE FUCKING ACTING

HE KINDA HAS A UNIBROW HERE.

He also has a lucky crack pipe

Box Turtle Bulletin » Wal-Mart bans gay couple for NOT shoplifting

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:44:06 -0600

Box Turtle Bulletin » Wal-Mart bans gay couple for NOT shoplifting:

Motherfucker.

arseniccupcakes:appleonastick:re-blogger:fuckyeahstrangefinds: Wo...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:41:44 -0600

arseniccupcakes:appleonastick:re-blogger:fuckyeahstrangefinds:

World’s Youngest Couple

Every little girl dreams about her wedding day, complete with visions of a big beautiful white dress and, of course, the perfect man. But 9-year-old Jayla Cooper didn’t have a lifetime to wait for Mr. Right. The Southlake, TX, girl had been battling leukemia for two years, a battle that would end in just a matter of weeks. But what Jayla did have was a groom. He’s her best friend, Jose Griggs, 7, a fellow patient at Children’s Medical Center in Dallas. Jayla and Jose tied the knot in February 2009 to fulfill her final wish: Getting married in a beautiful wedding, surrounded by family and friends. From the flowers to the banquet hall, donations poured in to give a North Texas bride the wedding of her dreams.

Jayla died on Wednesday, April 1, 2009.

(Link)

FUCK YOU BEE

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:29:06 -0600

FUCK YOU BEE